friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
There’s nothing I like more than stepping into a warm bath with my socks still on mmmm
Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door